• “It means we’re the line between the world and the much weirder world. We protect people from news they aren’t ready to hear. And when we can’t do that, we keep them safe.”
  
• “Well, you haven’t been near his arms.”
  
• “Sorry, that corner was really dark, I couldn’t help myself. I think there’s a bulb out.”
  
• “Well, the death of a common ally is a particulary team builder.”
  
• “Under people skills she drew a… I think it’s a little poop, with knives sticking out of it.”
  
• “So, are you excited to be coming on our journey into mystery?”
  
• “Have you ever killed anyone?”
• “But they were terrible people who were trying to murder nice people. And I didn’t feel good afterwards.” 
  
• “I try to mask my pain in front of a beautiful woman, it makes me seem more masculine.”
  
• “I’ve done a night jump into a drop zone under heavy fire sir. I can handle it.”
  
• “There are dogs tracking us, and you bring a prosciutto sandwich.”
  
• “We failed in our mission. We’re outnumbered, trapped, hoping not to get killed. Feels like the old days to me.”
  
• “You got a chance to express all your feelings?”
  
• “He’s having trouble speaking. I think I fractured his larynx.”
  
• “You’ve got the rest of your life to wrestle with the question - who are you without him?” 
  
• “Protection. One word. Sometimes, to protect one man against himself other times, to protect the planet against an alien invasion from another universe. It’s a broad job description.”
• “His file say anything about him being homicidal?”
  
• “This is my fault. Should have learned kung fu.”
  
• “You looked very peaceful sleeping. Didn’t want to wake you, but I’m glad that you’re up.”
• ”Soon as I had the upper hand, I put two in the back of his head.”
  
• “This would have been a piece of cake if you’d let us use these big boy guns.”
  
• “At some point, you might have mentioned that backup was a lethal cyborg.”
  
• “No, it didn’t work out because interspecies relationships are hard. I was a human. Whereas she was a demonic hell beast.”
  
• “I was a fat baby.”
• “Drop the accent. It makes you sound like a douche bag.”
  
• “I’ve been in quarantine before, and I know it can drive you absolutely nuts.”
  
• “I can’t argue someone to suicide.”
  
• “I’ve read the HYDRA pamphlet. Didn’t your mother ever teach you, if you’re gonna talk, say something.”
• ”At least they haven’t killed us yet. But there are bodies out there.”
  
• “Right now, I’m in a crack heads first, ask questions later frame of mind.”
  
• “Did you never learn the thing where girl parts and boy parts are different and our parts are not penises?”
  
• “I could have crossed off that drug Lord without getting my picture taken. Single shot, half a mile away.”
  
• “You shouldn’t. Don’t trust anybody, ever, especially me.”
  
• “Give me one reason not to blow your head off.”
  
• “We all had our traumas, ________. Didn’t turn any of us into psychopaths.”
  
• “I’m still happy I shot you.”
  
• “You here to finish me off?”
• ”That’s funny. He doesn’t look crazy. I’m kidding. The guy’s a walking mug shot.”
  
• “And I kind of hoped you weren’t the duplicitous lowlife you turned out to be, but here we are.”
  
• “Do you - do you think this has been easy on me? Do you have any idea how hard it was? The sacrifices, the decisions I had to make? But I made them. Because that’s what I do. I’m a survivor.”
  
• “I wanted it to be a person, some super-powered psychopath - someone I could hurt, someone I could… punish. That I could do. What I can’t do is protect you guys from stuff I can’t even see or understand.”
  
• “You haven’t taught me how to hold up under torture yet.”
  
• “No. It is my fault. I let you all hollow me out, control me.”
  
• “You can’t reconcile all the ugly, horrible things you do with the hero you so desperately want to become.”
  
• “I went through a… rough stretch. First pair of pants they gave me had a… a button on the back. They took that away. But you fold a piece of paper just right, it gets sharp. When they took that away, I started running at the walls.”
  
• “They won’t show mercy. Neither can we.”